December 22, 2011

LORD MECHA MAN OMEGA

I miss you. MagicMan. You were always, and still are, way ahead of me on what's cool. You remind me of a profound Buddhist parable. A simple refreshment of what's simple and good; a palette with a little bit of everything in their fully refined forms. If you ever read this, just remember I'm bottlenecked with the communication of a five-year-old. Simple, simple things have eluded me for years. Shut-in habits have given me autism-like attributes. I'm not making fun of autism, if you thought that was the joke. One day the word simple will be branded across my forehead. People will instantly know I'm simple and keep it that way.

(One day I'll figure out how to not be ridiculous. I can tell the difference, trust me, it sucks.)

December 18, 2011

getting trolled on the internet

Clever troll posting on message board:
"Nothing by definition cannot exist; thus there is something after death. This doesn't prove Christianity, but it debunks Atheism.

Problem, Darwincandy-asss?"

Me acting like a know-it-all douche:
"Your semantics are weak. Experiencing life is something even ants can do. Maybe every spec of dirt feels something in ways impossible to communicate. Dying, transiting into another form, as other forms transited into you; it's not some mystic spiritual bullshit. It's science. Animals and vegetation compose most what isn't water in people. Observation points more to recycled slop getting convoluted than divine personas (read: characters people invent for themselves to be) branding us with behavioral or perceptual likeness.

People believe in higher powers because they want to be deified; live in a controlled pretend reality where they can get facial expressions out of human bodies that no longer have beating hearts.

If you want to assimilate with what's good, be engulfed in another soul's approval, and find "meaning," I suggest doing it with logic. Having faith isn't a bad thing, but not thinking drives people in circles."


Is humoring myself a form a masturbation?